Monday, December 22, 2025

Episode 377: A Maresca Medley

We jump right in to a wonderful interview with Vincent Maresca.  He has made great contributions to the world of Advanced Squad Leader.  As the Author of "Fifty Shades of Black" and "Me Ne Frego: the Italians in ASL, he has written two of the best and most thorough articles ever found in Banzai. One discusses various SS options and the other Italian ones. Along with Carl Nogueira, he has worked extensively on the upcoming Spanish Civil War Module.  We know you will enjoy this one.  As well as the opening medley by Dennis Donovan and the Two Half Squad Singers. 

This show is the only one for December so it is a bit long, but you  can listen in parts. 

SHOW LINKS


SHOW TIMES
01: Christmas Medley Song
3:50 Interview with Vinny
Photo by Louis Padol
100:00 Total Running Time



Rally Phase Records Presents!
A Holiday Medley (a parody)
Concept and Lyrics by Dennis Donovan
Performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers

Lyrics are posted on the Youtube version
which has some fun photos.  Check it out. 


Theme song by Derek K. Miller of Penmachine.

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Tuesday, November 18, 2025

Episode 376: Where We Say the Quiet Part Out Loud About J15 and ATT

Banter includes a bit about Halloween and a Trip to the Kenosha Civil War Museum to hear author and
historian Lance Herdegen discuss his new book Opening Manassas. What we have played lately is Scenario FT206: FDL Chaung.  And a little D&D.  Some letters from listeners are read. In the Box is Journal 15. 

And we wrap things up with a little Box Art Review of the cover of Journal 15. 


Rally Phase Records Presents!
A.T.T. (a parody)
Concept and Lyrics by Dennis Donovan
Mixing Mark Shontz
Music by Blind Squirrel
(Drums - Mark, Bass Guitar - Ray,
Lead Guitar - Kevin, Vocals - Dennis)

Oi, Oi, Oi
See me calculate To Hit Rolls
on my QRDC Screen
Want the best shot I can get 
If you know what I mean
Target type is on the left you see
and the range is on the right.
Ain't got no Acq. No Bore sight 
Base is 7 right?

There is no TEM on To Hit right?
ATT is the target type.
ATT Firepower is halved you know
ATT on the I.F.T. roll. div>
Concealed, LV that adds a +3
on the To Hit man, place a large Acq. on the target hex, understand. 
So load up that ordnance, warm up those dice. 
Recheck those numbers, then roll those dice, HE is coming down. Let's not mess around.
I'll use ATT as target type, 
ATT Firepower is halved right?
ATT on the I.F.T. roll.
ATT - HE will explode
Oi, Oi, Oi 




Theme song by Derek K. Miller of Penmachine.
SHOW LINKS
Author of Opening Manassas
LFT Deluxe Pack


SHOW TIMES
01: ATT Song
3:50 Banter
4:00 Whatcha Been Playing Lately?
20:00 Letters
35:00 Box Art Review
48:45 Total Running Time



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Sunday, November 2, 2025

Episode 375: What We Reveal Will Make You Question Everything!

What we reveal will make you question everything. Why are there so many ASL rules? Why is there
still banter on this show?  When will it all end? 

Be warned. The lack of surprising answers may shock you. But we do discuss our recent games of Stargrave, Frostgrave and a look at Dave and Dave's game of FT 205 SCRAGGY from Le Franc Tireur. We also take a look at The Song of Medusa Scenario by Scott Mullins. And we wrap things up with a little Box Art Review of the cover of Mannerheim Cross. This review was written by Dennis Donovan. 








Theme song by Derek K. Miller of Penmachine.

SHOW LINKS
Dave's Frost Giants Daughters Frostgrave Scenario


SHOW TIMES
01: Chitty Chitty Chat Chat
4:00 Whatcha Been Playing Lately?
17:00 Grumble Jones Medusa Scenario
24:30 ASL eOpen Announcement
35:00 Box Art Review
52:45 Total Running Time


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Wednesday, October 15, 2025

Episode 374: Hooked on Swedish Inherent Crews

We are stunned to welcome the Marvelous Mike Ryzy and Indomitable Dennis Donovan once again as we try to recall the Inherent Crew rules. We have a Quiz Show/Rules segment covering Rule D5 Inherent Crews! We won't abandon you, so don't self-destruct folks, just see your counselor. 

Theme song by Derek K. Miller of Penmachine.

SHOW LINKS
None today

SHOW TIMES
01: Opening Song
2:47 Rules/Quiz Show
54:15 Total Running Time


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Wednesday, October 1, 2025

Episode 373: Armor that Underbelly: Terrain Modifications to Anti-Vehicle Fire

Once again we welcome the Marvelous Mike Ryzy and Indomitable Dennis Donovan as we jump right in with a Quiz Show/Rules segment covering Rule D4 Terrain Modifications to Anti-Vehicle Fire. Terrain benefits, hull down, height advantage, underbelly hits; we cover them all! With all that we decided to move the Banter toward the end of the show. We ponder the actual flavor of Red Velvet Donuts. Lastly their is a deep dive into the scenarios of Lone Canuck's Quick 6 Scenario Pack 2018

Theme song by Derek K. Miller of Penmachine.

SHOW LINKS
Great Campaigns of the American Civil War


SHOW TIMES
01: Opening Song
1:31 Rules/Quiz Show
28:00 Chit Chat
34:10 What's in the Box?
46:30 Total Running Time


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Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Episode 372: The ASL Authorities Need to Investigate This!

It's a rip roaring show that will give you cause to open up an investigation of this terribly illicit and nefarious episode. That is most likely because we are joined by Mike Ryzy and Dennis Donovan!
Our letters segment begins a bidding war between listener's who don't want Parody Songs, and those that do! Please send us your bid. We accept Cash, services, and Patreon Donations. 

We are highly recommending the two books, that we review. They are ANGEL DOWN and 60 DAYS IN COMBAT.  In the Box we find  Brick Works from Broken Ground and Drop Zone: Chef du Pont by MMP


SHOW LINKS
George Hoitis ASL Mnemonics on Youtube
Joys of ASL PBEM 
60 Days in Combat Book

SHOW TIMES
01: Banter Chat
4:31 Letters
16:00 Book Reviews Angel Down and Sixty Days in Combat
28:10 What's in the Box? 
39:00 Tournament Scene Update
42:00 New Advanced Squad Leader Products That are Coming to a Store Near You
46:30 Total Running Time



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