Episode 376: Where We Say the Quiet Part Out Loud About J15 and ATT

Banter includes a bit about Halloween and a Trip to the Kenosha Civil War Museum to hear author and
historian Lance Herdegen discuss his new book Opening Manassas. What we have played lately is Scenario FT206: FDL Chaung.  And a little D&D.  Some letters from listeners are read. In the Box is Journal 15. 

And we wrap things up with a little Box Art Review of the cover of Journal 15. 

Rally Phase Records Presents!

A.T.T. (a parody)

Concept and Lyrics by Dennis Donovan

Mixing Mark Shontz

Music by Blind Squirrel

(Drums - Mark, Bass Guitar - Ray,

Lead Guitar - Kevin, Vocals - Dennis)

Oi, Oi, Oi

See me calculate To Hit Rolls

on my QRDC Screen

Want the best shot I can get 

If you know what I mean

Target type is on the left you see

and the range is on the right.

Ain't got no Acq. No Bore sight 

Base is 7 right?

There is no TEM on To Hit right?

ATT is the target type.

ATT Firepower is halved you know

ATT on the I.F.T. roll. div>

Concealed, LV that adds a +3

on the To Hit man, place a large Acq. on the target hex, understand. 

So load up that ordnance, warm up those dice. 

Recheck those numbers, then roll those dice, HE is coming down. Let's not mess around.

I'll use ATT as target type, 

ATT Firepower is halved right?

ATT on the I.F.T. roll.

ATT - HE will explode

Oi, Oi, Oi 

Theme song by Derek K. Miller of Penmachine.

SHOW LINKS

Author of Opening Manassas
LFT Deluxe Pack

SHOW TIMES

01: ATT Song

3:50 Banter

4:00 Whatcha Been Playing Lately?
20:00 Letters

35:00 Box Art Review

48:45 Total Running Time

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Episode 375: What We Reveal Will Make You Question Everything!

What we reveal will make you question everything. Why are there so many ASL rules? Why is there
still banter on this show?  When will it all end? 

Be warned. The lack of surprising answers may shock you. But we do discuss our recent games of Stargrave, Frostgrave and a look at Dave and Dave's game of FT 205 SCRAGGY from Le Franc Tireur. We also take a look at The Song of Medusa Scenario by Scott Mullins. And we wrap things up with a little Box Art Review of the cover of Mannerheim Cross. This review was written by Dennis Donovan. 

Theme song by Derek K. Miller of Penmachine.

SHOW LINKS
Dave's Frost Giants Daughters Frostgrave Scenario

SHOW TIMES

01: Chitty Chitty Chat Chat

4:00 Whatcha Been Playing Lately?
17:00 Grumble Jones Medusa Scenario

24:30 ASL eOpen Announcement

35:00 Box Art Review

52:45 Total Running Time

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Episode 374: Hooked on Swedish Inherent Crews

We are stunned to welcome the Marvelous Mike Ryzy and Indomitable Dennis Donovan once again as we try to recall the Inherent Crew rules. We have a Quiz Show/Rules segment covering Rule D5 Inherent Crews! We won't abandon you, so don't self-destruct folks, just see your counselor. 

Theme song by Derek K. Miller of Penmachine.

SHOW LINKS
None today

SHOW TIMES

01: Opening Song
2:47 Rules/Quiz Show

54:15 Total Running Time

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Episode 373: Armor that Underbelly: Terrain Modifications to Anti-Vehicle Fire

Once again we welcome the Marvelous Mike Ryzy and Indomitable Dennis Donovan as we jump right in with a Quiz Show/Rules segment covering Rule D4 Terrain Modifications to Anti-Vehicle Fire. Terrain benefits, hull down, height advantage, underbelly hits; we cover them all! With all that we decided to move the Banter toward the end of the show. We ponder the actual flavor of Red Velvet Donuts. Lastly their is a deep dive into the scenarios of Lone Canuck's Quick 6 Scenario Pack 2018

Theme song by Derek K. Miller of Penmachine.

SHOW LINKS
Great Campaigns of the American Civil War

SHOW TIMES

01: Opening Song
1:31 Rules/Quiz Show

28:00 Chit Chat

34:10 What's in the Box?

46:30 Total Running Time

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Episode 372: The ASL Authorities Need to Investigate This!

It's a rip roaring show that will give you cause to open up an investigation of this terribly illicit and nefarious episode. That is most likely because we are joined by Mike Ryzy and Dennis Donovan!

Our letters segment begins a bidding war between listener's who don't want Parody Songs, and those that do! Please send us your bid. We accept Cash, services, and Patreon Donations. 

We are highly recommending the two books, that we review. They are ANGEL DOWN and 60 DAYS IN COMBAT.  In the Box we find  Brick Works from Broken Ground and Drop Zone: Chef du Pont by MMP. 

SHOW LINKS
George Hoitis ASL Mnemonics on Youtube

Joys of ASL PBEM 

60 Days in Combat Book

Daniel Kraus - Angel Down

SHOW TIMES

01: Banter Chat
4:31 Letters

16:00 Book Reviews Angel Down and Sixty Days in Combat

28:10 What's in the Box? 

39:00 Tournament Scene Update

42:00 New Advanced Squad Leader Products That are Coming to a Store Near You

46:30 Total Running Time

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Episode 371: Make Room for Alan Hume

 Hello Fans, Friends, and Family,

We hope you enjoy the wonderful opening song by Dennis and Stephen Stewart.  

The cool and collected Alan Hume appears on todays show and gives us a look at the Advanced Squad Leader scene in the UK.

Join us for this fascinating interview.  

SHOWLINKS

Second Chance Games

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SHOWTIMES
0:01 Counterstruck Song
3:50 Banter But Not Much of it!
4:43  Interview with Alan Hume
51:10 Total Running Time

Rally Phase Records ™ presents!

Counterstruck   

To AC-DC’s “ Thunderstruck”

Concept & Lyrics: Dennis Donovan

Vocals & Mixing:  Stephan Stewart

So I thought

In the middle of an ASL match (Counter!)

I looked ‘round

And I knew there was something I lacked (Counter!)

My mind raced,

And I thought what could I do? (Counter!)

And I knew

A named counter, I needed one too (Counter!)

One with MY name 

I figured out

Getting ones tough

That tore me apart

I’ve been

Counterstruck!

Well maybe someday?

Nah, forget it, but then this went down:

Went to the Texas, Team Tourney and I saw me some

They had counters 

Counter sheets with attendee’s names

They are so cool

They’re all 9-2s

Yeah, yeah they, they blew my mind

And I was shaking at the knees

I just could not believe

What an amazing find

I’ve been

Counterstruck

I was shaking at the knees

There was a counter of me!

Counter struck, Counterstruck, Counter struck, Counterstruck

It’s alright, I just got mine

It’s alright, I’m lookin’ fine, fine, fine……

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